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Congratulations to your new film, Mister Sagdiyev! I believe that now
you must be the most famous person in all Kazakhstan. Does that make
you proud?
I actual number 4 most famous person in Kazakhstan. Number three is ex
Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan who now perform in Kazakh State Circus
where she famous for be able to put one foot in ear while other in her vagine.
Number two is our glorious Premier Nazarbayev and number one is animal
actor Jonny The Monkey who dress like Humphry Bogarts and smokes
cigarettes. He children’s favourite and star of Transibiersky Express and
many many other pornos.
You've travelled to the United States to study the country, its citizens
and its culture. What's your most surprising discovery in the land of
boundless possibilities?
I was very surprise to learn that it is now ILLEGAL to shoot at Red Indians.
Once again I would like apologise with all my heart to Chief Running Dear of
the Potawatomi Reservation in Nevada. How was I to know? There were no
signs. I also very surprise to discover womens is permit to drive motorcar. We
say in Kazakhstan that ‘to let woman drive a car, is like to let monkey fly a
plane’. We do not allow this any more since 2003 Astana Air Crash.
We all know about the American Dream. How, from your experience,
would you explain to us the Kazakh Dream?
My own Kazakh dream is to make sexytime explosion inside most beautiful
woman in the world – Liza Minelli.
I think the government of Kazakhstan is not at all times pleased with the
way you represent your homeland. Do you understand the controversy
about your person?
Reports that Kazakhstan is unhappy with with me is actually lying
propaganda from assholes Uzbekistan – who as everyone knows is very
nosey people with a bone in the middle of their brains. My glorious leader,
Premier Nazarbayev is, in fact, very proud of my film and recently travelled to
Washingtons DC to promote it. While he was there, he become great friend
with US Premier, George Walter Bush and teach him how to crush glass in
his hand and suspend car battery from his testes for almost 5 seconds. If
there is one more item of Uzbeki propaganda claiming that we do not drink
fermented horse urine, give death penalty for cleaning anoos with Kazakh
flag, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will have no
alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.
As a reporter you must have seen many different people. And many
different women, as well, I must assume. Where did you like it best? At
the beach of Cannes?
I very much like the ladies at Cannes, although we has a slightly different idea
of beauty in Kazakhstan. Current Miss Kazakhstan, Karylgash Akmetova,
have beautiful hairs growing all over her back and the longest tits in all
Central Asia – they look like pantyhose with a potato in each leg – and make
length 1.3 metre [1.54 if you include milk valve]. If she lean forward, it look
like she have four legs! Is nice! I am turgid just thinking on them!
I am from Switzerland, one of the wealthiest countries in the world. Have
you ever considered emigrating to Switzerland? Especially since we
have got beautiful women here, too!
I has consulted the official Kazakh World Atlas and cannot find mention of
your Switzerland amongst the 14 countries of the world. We have however
just added the nation of Mordor which was shown for the first time in recent
documentary, ‘Lord of the Rings’.
Is there anything that the Swiss people can learn from the Kazakh way
of life?
Very little – our countries is almost identical. Kazakhstan now as civilised
place as any nation - especial since the Tulyakev Reforms of 2003, which
mean women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have
to wear blue hats, and age of consent have been raised to 11 year old. In
Kazakhstan, we treats all peoples with equal respect – even the ‘strange
ones’. Last April we open the Almaty Retard Centre – it have over 300 cages
for them to live in, and public viewing gallery where for 10 tenge you can look
on them and for 20, you can throw potatoes. Why not! They like!
With all those facts you have learned about and secrets you have
unveiled and that will contribute to the development of your country,
where do you see Kazakhstan in ten years from now?
Because of threats from Uzbekistan, in next ten years Kazakhstan is working
very hard to develop a super-catapult with range of 800 metres that can fire
boulders with nuclear warheads.
Have you ever heard about an Austrian fashion journalist named
Bruno? What is your opinion about him?
Yes I have hear of this homosexual. He also was trick into appear on show of
retard Ali G. I will not be work with Mr. G again. I am a serious journalist and I
do not wish to be associate with this buffoon. He is not well prepare for
interview, he is in my opinion not intelligent, and he bring to disrepute our
profession of a journalisms. When I was ask if I would mind selling my
reportings to his Ali G Show, I said ‘yes’, but I did not know that his
programme was wretched.